And then Tweeted this.
March 29, 2011
HOLY CRAP! Japanese Doritos Way More Exciting Than Ours!
From a commenter on Shakesville, wayward star reports:
"This particular pose (foot in crotch) is known amongst the Japanese as denki anma (translation: electric massage). Japanese boys are known to put each other in the position, especially when imitating pro wrestlers. Done correctly, the foot is placed on the perineum and the guy in control shakes his whole leg to send vibrations into his victim. In terms of western youth antics, it's a bit like giving somebody a noogie, except in this case some recipients are actually fond of being on the receiving end (despite the obvious risks)."
AKA: A taint noogie. Amazing. Truly.
March 28, 2011
Broadway Continues To Feed Gay Boys' Fantasy Worlds
C/O OMG Blog: "At last week's Broadway Beauty Pageant -- an annual fundraiser for The Ali Forney Center to provide housing for NYC's homeless LGBT youth -- Chicago cast member Michael Cusumano took home the night's crown. Maybe it was his on pointe rendition of Black Swan that won him the honor. Or perhaps it was the way he looks in his tiny blue bathing suit that did it. Either way, all hail the King!
March 25, 2011
For Your Information: A Map Of Penis Sizes Around The World
Pretty much bullshit. And I don't know what scale they're using. Centimeters?
March 23, 2011
R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor, One Of The Most Beautiful Women Ever
Actress, legend, and original tabloid superstar Elizabeth Taylor died today at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles from congestive heart failure, which she was hospitalized for six weeks ago.
March 21, 2011
This Keren Ann Video Is So Perfect And Delightfully French
Those boys! The dancing! The angles and direction! Her bob! Her makeup! YES YES YES.
March 19, 2011
March 18, 2011
March 16, 2011
Joe Jonas To Details: "There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay"
But that he's not. He likes women.
Some of the text, c/o DListed, goes like this:
"But who would break up with Joe?
"Some guy," he says with a laugh.
It's a nod to the gay rumors he's been fending off ever since he got into a verbal altercation with some taunting paparazzi earlier this year. "There's nothing wrong with being gay," he says now, "but I'm not."
For context, Mr. DListed adds:
""If I were gay, why not admit it? I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man." - Ricky Martin, 1999"
SNAP.
March 14, 2011
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