Honestly, I Don't Understand How People Can Think This Way

From the mouth of Ann Coulter, via her website, via Towleroad:

"It is beyond absurd to demand that Republican candidates pledge not to consider altering a recent rule change overturning a military policy that had been in effect from the beginning of warfare until the last few weeks of the 111th Congress.

Of course there was booing for that!

At the time of the vote -- five minutes ago -- only eight Republicans in the entire U.S. Senate supported eliminating Don't Ask, Don't Tell. It's safe to assume that no one on the stage supported this sexualization of the military, except maybe one of the nut candidates polling at 3 percent.

This is not an anti-gay position; it's a pro-military position. The basic idea is that sexual bonds are disruptive to the military bond.

Soldiers, sailors and Marines living in close quarters who are having sex with one another, used to have sex with one another or would like to have sex with one another simply cannot function as a well-oiled fighting machine. A battalion of married couples facing a small unit of heterosexual men would be slaughtered."

While I Loathe LMFAO's Schtick, I Can't Deny This Vid's Charm

There's An App That's Supposed To Tell You If Your Son Is Gay

UPDATE: The delightfully mirthful Richard Lawson wrote this fun send-up to the whole Gay App situation with a half-dozen of these kinds of gems:

"If you come home from work and you hear noises upstairs and you go up to investigate and your son's door is open and you catch him "hooking up" (as kids call it today) with his friend Michael, and you quickly turn around and walk back downstairs and later that night over dinner you say "You know, honey, if there's ever anything you need to tell me..." and he says "Mom, I'm gay," then your son is gay."

OMG: Arrestingly Sexy L.A. Dodger Matt Kemp In Flaunt

Go HERE if you'd like to actually read.

My Bloc Party Boi, Kele, Has A New Song And Sexy Video

Um, Is Your Mom Posing With You In Your OK Cupid Photo?

Dear Sweet Jesus, I apologize if you're a Picnic Basket fan, my friend, but this picture is a turn-off and you need to know that. Good luck with your pursuit of the right man.

You Silly Bitch!: Patti Stanger, Millionaire Matchmaker/Hater

Follow this LINK to watch a three-minute clip of wildly obnoxious gay stereotyping.

UPDATE: My boy Brian Moylan wrote a great response to Patti's hateful comments called "In Praise of Queens." It's a pretty solid read. Good work, B!

Television Camera Phone Photoshoot: Ryan Gosling On Leno

Hetero Love: Some Sweet Girl At H&M Had This T-Shirt On

Seven Minutes In Heaven With The Incomparable Andy Cohen

They're Lovers, Right? The Fab Story Of 'The Book Of Mormon'

Totally Amazing: Alec Baldwin Plays 'Who's On Top?' On SNL

I Really Want One: Nice Collective & East Village Boys Hankies

Not familiar with your hanky code? LINK.

Megyn Kelly Rips Dick Who's Pissed About Chaz Bono On TV

T. Lautner: Visiting Jimmy, He Looked Fine And Rode A Bull

Just Another Delicious Photograph Of Zac Efron Looking Fly

Throwback Diva Jam: Stunningly Gorgeous '90s Realness

Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do Without You by jpdc11

RiRi's New Dance Single: A New Record Is Due In November

Honey, You're Giving Us Camel Toe From Space Right Now

This Sexy Christian Boy Can Really Nail His Freddie Mercury

Apparently, there's a show called The Queen Extravaganza, in which a singer is chosen to play the part of Mr. Mercury in a big, flashy Queen send-up. This guy's from Saskatchewan and sings for a Christian band called downhere. LOVE IT.

Harrisburg Hate: Does This Make You Think Of Tom Cruise?

Heartbreakingly Beautiful: Hot Soldier Comes Out To His Dad

IT'S OVER!: HBO's 'The Strange History Of Don't Ask Don't Tell'

Trailer

Rafael Nadal's Ass Might Be Better-Looking Than His Face

Three Sexy Gay Aussie Friends Make Burning Man Look Fun

Retail Desire's Fierce Power: Comme des Garçons Moto Jacket

Are They Going To Kiss Or Beat Each Other About The Head?

Maybe both, but definitely the latter.

Old School I'd Hit It: Marlon Brando Was Extraordinarily Sexy

Thanks, The Berry.

Angela Dixon: Kristen Wiig's Version And The Gay Boy Version

Many Homosexuals Think Is The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

The Horror!: Hussy Cowboy's Disturbingly Shitty Gay Pop VIdeo

A Beyonce Moment: Often-Forgotten "Why Don't You Love Me"

Bless Your Heart If These Are Your Favorites, But, Yikes x 10

So Damn Cute: "Web Cam 101 For Seniors" With The Huffmans

Sick Shit: LeAnn Rimes Visits US Weekly To Prove She Eats

There's not much text here, but you can see it for yourself. That look in her eye is very strange, isn't it?

Guy Mocks The Kardashians Right After They Were Interviewed

What Girls (And Guys) Look At When Hotness Asks For Help

Um, Holy Shit, An Extensive Look At Anderson Cooper Shirtless

Throwback Diva Jam Fo Yo Ass: Mariah Carey Looking FINE

I'd Hit It: Jude Law Looking Swarthy, Stylish, Angry And Sexy

Tom Hardy Explains That He's Never Had Anal Intercourse

Here, from a Marie Claire UK interview, he has this to say: "It’s just a shame things are misconstrued and I don’t get the opportunity to explain. I have never put my penis in a man. I’ve never had a cock in my arse, and I have no fucking desire for it. If that’s what you like, cool. But it doesn’t do it for me." Whatever.

These Super-Gay Military Pop Cover Videos Are Not Old Yet

Ideal Job: Lotion Applier At Mens Underwear Fashion Shows

Preference being given to hairier models, like this one:

There are a bunch more from the Parke & Ronen show HERE.

I'd Hit It: The New Conan, Jason Momoa, Has A Fantastic Body

Look At This Goddamn Face: Christiano Rinaldo Is Flawless

NY Times' T Magazine.

Serena Williams Went A Lil' Crazy On A Ref At The U.S. Open

I Didn't Post This Yet?!: Madge Absolutely Loathes Hydranges

This Woman Is One Of My Style, Art And Intellectual Heroes

I love this song and I'm blown away by this video, but I cannot see the connection between the two. FYI.

That Guy From Rage Against The Machine Has Some Nice Tits

MxDwn's LA RIsing photo essay.

Just My Anthem At The Moment: Wild Flag's Rad "Romance"

It's Fashion Week And Sometimes There Are Underwear Shows

Oh, there's more where that came from, baby. I'll take the middle boy.

No Way! These Exist!? Now, In L.A., They're Being Taken Down

They went up in '97, and this crazy text came from Towleroad's sourcing of an L.A. Times article:

"In the enduring subculture of men cruising for sex with other men, a few pleasant residential blocks of Griffith Park Boulevard had become hot. A nearby sex club had drawn crowds, as did the boulevard's mention in gay guides.

"In no way am I a moralist, but it would be embarrassing," said one exasperated condo owner who regularly got an eyeful from his third floor balcony. "I'd have guests over and guys would be having sex" in the bushes below.

Weary of seeing more than they cared to in the shrubbery, of being propositioned on the street, of having to clean up used condoms, residents demanded that something be done. A police crackdown ensued, largely quieting the scene--but also stirring dissension and complaints that authorities overreacted."

I'd Hit It: Mark Sanchez, Rookie NY Jet QB, Looks Fantastic

Whoops! This Gem Got Past The Washington Post's Copy Desk

SERIOUSLY.

Strong Irish Marriage Equality Ad That'll Punch You In The Gut

Sweet Jesus: This Is Rick Perry Enjoying A Corndog In Iowa

Caption C/O Towleroad:

"Campaigning outside Pittsburgh today, GOP frontrunner Rick Perry attended a picnic at St Francis of Assisi Catholic Church in Oil City where he enjoyed a foot long corndog while touring the fabulous reproduction of Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel."

Alec Baldwin Tweets After Getting Sassed By Some Queen

Legit (Tragic) Or Humorous (Spot-On)?: RuPaul Audition Tape

Sexy Awkward Oberlin Soccer Video To "Everytime We Touch"

FOX Dickbag Thinks The Trans Is Contagious Through The TV

Dr. Keith Ablow (via Towleroad) has this to say:

"The last thing vulnerable children and adolescents need, as they wrestle with the normal process of establishing their identities, is to watch a captive crowd in a studio audience applaud on cue for someone whose for an identity culminated with the removal of her breasts, the injection of steriods and, perhaps one day soon, the fashioning of a make-shift phallus to replace her vagina.

It is a toxic and unecessary byproduct of the tragic celebration of transgender surgery that millions of young people who do watch "Dancing with the Stars" will have to ponder this question: Maybe my problems really stem from the fact that I'm a girl inside a boy's body (or a boy inside a girls body). Maybe I'm not a tomboy; I'm just a boy! Maybe I'm not just being bullied because I'm a sensitive, reflective young man interested in flowers, not football. Maybe I'm not just uncertain about mysexuality. Maybe I'm a girl! Maybe all this angst and suffering I'm feeling as I emerge into puberty and pass thought it isn't just because I'm changing, but because I should change completely - and have my breasts removed or my penis amputated."