Kim And Kris Are Getting Divorced After 72 Days Of Marriage

After a $10,000,000 wedding from which she reportedly earned about $18 million in money and gifts. What a fucked up world we live in. And gays still can't get married who want to be with each other for the rest of their lives with zero pomp and circumstance.

TMZ via DListed.

Might As Well Get Into The Season With Some Verbal Vogueing

This Looks Fascinating: The Green, A Suspenseful Gay Film

Iranian Footballers Suspended For An "Immoral" Butt Grab

Via Towleroad:

"Two Iranian footballers have been suspended for an "immoral" butt grab celebration following a goal that spurred the team to a 3-2 victory, the AP reports:

"The report Monday says Mohammed Nosrati, a defender for Persepolis, squeezed the backside of teammate Sheis Rezaei while the Tehran team's players celebrated a goal against Damash Gilan."

Millions across the Islamic Republic were watching:

"Nosrati and Rezaei say they did not intend to offend anybody. Iran TV said they were indefinitely banned from entering any stadium and could face even more sanctions.""

The Killer '91 Version Of "Get Here," And The Ghettofab One

Copyranter's A Great Blog That Pointed Me Towards This Gem

COPYRANTER.

LiLo Got Her Meth Teeth Fixed (WIth That Playboy Money?)

From her Twitter: "Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom... My gums are so sore though!"

Happy 40th, Girl, We've Had Your Back All Along, You Know

Jared, What The!: He Is An Enigma Wrapped In A Mystery

So, This Is Like Five Videos In Three Months, Isn't It? DAMN!

OMG: Melissa McCarthy Gets Huge Points For Playing Divine

I'd Hit It: Not Sure Who This Mystery Is On Kate Hudson's Arm

They Got All The Angles Right On This One: St. Vincent RIPS

I'd Hit It (X2): Josh Hartnett's Still Fine, Hot Coldplay Bassist

If You've Ever Been Down With The X-Men, This'll Excite You

Teachers Keep Doing Dumb And Hateful Things On Facebook

Via Towleroad:

"Jim Whitney, a teacher at Joplin High School in Missouri responded to former student Josh Gonzalez, who posted a Facebook link to a news article 15-year-old Jamie Hubley, who committed suicide after being bullied.

Said Whitney: "Moral of the story: Don't be gay."

When another commenter asked, "How many more kids have to kill themselves before everyone realizes that this is an actual issue?," Whitney responded, "11-13 ought to do it. Somewhere in that vicinity."

S'Been A While, James, Good To See You're Still Damn Fine

ScarJo's Looking Like A (Not Very Hot) '80s Russian Hooker

American Horror Story Is Scary And Features McDermott's Ass

Happy 50th Dylan McDermott! His new show on FX is cable and in the pilot episode you get to see plenty of his ass. HULU IT!

I'd Hit It (Again): Greasy Henry Cavill On The Set Of Superman

This Is Pretty Awesome: Mr. Show's "I'll Marry Your Stupid Ass"

This May Be Catching On In L.A., Honey, But Not In Philly

From the NY Times:

"“I never leave the house with less than eight inches on my feet,” he said cheerfully. “It helps you see over the cattle.”

Mr. Wagner was not the only man wearing high heels (but no other women’s clothing) that night. At Mr. Black, Luke Nero, a promoter, estimated that 10 or more men were traversing the dance floor in a pair of pumps. “I went to a loft party yesterday, and there was a guy in normal shorts, normal tank and really hot red pumps. That’s it!” he said. “Everyone was like, ‘Oh my God, I love those shoes!’ ”"

LINK.

In Case, Like Me, You Needed To Brush Up On Your Erasure

Here's A Sexy Advert Encouraging Women To Do Self-Exams

UK X-Factor's Johnny Does Kylie But, Um, What The Weird?

I'd Hit It: Tattooed London Model Harvey Newton Haydon

OMG, Britney!: Shocking New "Criminal" Video Isn't That Nuts

Brace Yourself: This Is A Post-Modern Self-Aggrandizing Ho

How Does She Keep Putting Out These Fierce-Ass Videos?

Guy Fieri's A Shameless Douche Who Thinks Gays Are Weird

A Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives producer spilled the goods:

"On women: "You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."

On gays: Fieri also needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show's run, Page got a phone call from Fieri, who'd just walked out of a restaurant in a huff. " Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'" From then on, show researchers were required to note any indications of homosexuality detected during pre-interviews."

Throwback Diva Jam Fo Yo Ass: Janet's 1997 B-Side "Throb"

Zachary Quinto Publicly Didn't Lie About His Homosexuality!

From New York Magazine:

"What do you think is gonna happen with Occupy Wall Street? Do you think it’s gonna fizzle or grow week-by-week?

As a left-leaning Democrat, I feel a sense of resonance with their position, but as a citizen of this country, I feel deeply unsettled that people are rising up in movements against one another. It feels like we’re missing the mark. I just think it’s all broken. I think our financial system, so many aspects of our social connections, seem fractured. And I think it’s a really tenuous time for our country. I don’t know what will happen going into this election year. It seems like the Tea Party, Occupy Wall Street — there’s such tremendous disparity right now. It’s like, you have the legalization of gay marriage in the state of New York and three months later you have Jamey Rodemeyer killing himself, yet another gay teenager bullied into taking his own life. And, you know, again, as a gay man, I look at that and say there’s a hopelessness that surrounds it. But as a human being, I look at it and say, “Why? Where is this disparity coming from and why can’t we as a culture, as a society, dig deeper to examine it?” We’re terrified of facing ourselves, we’re terrified of what we’ll find and so, instead, we seem to waste time and energy with small-mindedness and intolerance and with bigotry and with hatred and with fear. And those things are just gonna — no matter if it’s Occupy Wall Street or any other social or political or financial issue, we’re hurtling towards something that is really scary to me."

UPDATE: A World News Now anchor subtly comes out trying to hit on Quinto on air. It's a little weird:

Pregnancy Can't Keep My Girl From Looking Fresh To Death

Oh Stop, Steve Harvey: Some People Spit, And Some Swallow

The Ho That Had Sex With Ashton Kutcher Talks To UsWeekly

I'd Hit It: Henry Cavill On The Set Of The New Superman Movie

This Is So Viral: Betty White Raps In A Beefcake-Filled Video

I might prefer the nerdy glasses and hat-wearing dancer on the Luciano side of things to the hunks in gold speedos.

What The?: Out Of Context Real World Fight Re: Homophobia

Baby, Maybe You Should Relax On The Muscle-Building Tip

Look what he has to say about his diet:

"I ate 16 eggs every morning. I got up to 220 pounds of solid muscle. We’d work out every day. Shooting one scene could take all day—and when that’s just driving a Humvee at five miles an hour, we had energy to burn. We were doing push-ups on top of the Humvees. We were throwing wheels and rocks. We were timing each other, betting who can do the most push-ups, just to keep our sanity. We did these [UFC fighter] Bas ­Rutten tapes, where it’s like, ‘OK, shadowbox! ­Defense! ­­Shadowbox! Drop to the ground!’ Within 30 minutes, you’re dripping. And it’s Africa. So it’s hot as balls out there. We pushed each other to be the best we could be.”

DAMN! Maybe he's taking some testosterone.

P.S. This is the movie he got so jacked up for:



P.P.S. Um, is he nowhere in this trailer?

I'll Take One: Harvard's Wrestling Team Shows Love As Allies

A press release from the team:

""The Harvard Wrestling family believes that it is important to send a message of hope, love, and acceptance to the Harvard community. Today is also an opportunity for us to begin to break down some of the negative stereotypes attached to our sport and to athletics in general. We want to show that the members of Harvard Wrestling love and respect individuals for who they are, regardless of their sexual orientation and pledge to do our best to make them feel at home at Harvard."

Thanks, Towleroad.

Probably Quite Time-Consuming: Dudes Of Google Street View

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Lovely Story Of A (Cute) Rugby Boy Coming Out To His Team

Get More: Coming Out, MTV Shows, Full Episodes

Sure, I'll See It: The Avengers Promises To Be Full Of Muscle

The Marines Are Recruiting Gays (Even Going To Pride Stuff)

Photo Caption: "Kenny Clark, 17, struggles to complete the last of many pull-ups as Marine Corps recruiter Staff Sgt. George Garcia looks on at the San Gabriel Valley Pride festival at Pasadena City College. (Robert Gauthier, Los Angeles Times)"

AMAZING (And George Garcia looks tasty):

"Marine Corps recruiters at the San Gabriel Valley Pride event at Pasadena City College on Saturday didn't care whether the young men who lined up to test their strength were gay or straight.

The Marines just wanted to see some pull-ups done properly: Place hands about shoulder width apart, palms facing away; pull upward until chin is over the bar and then slowly return to the hanging position. Repeat until the feet feel like concrete blocks and the biceps like rubber bands about to snap.

Addison Arce, 23, a slight, sinewy man who ran cross-country at Burbank High School, impressed them with 13 brisk pull-ups. "I've always been fond of the military and what they do," said Arce, who described himself as bisexual. "I've thought about joining. Whether it would be the Marines, the Navy or Coast Guard, I'm not sure." These Marines, he added, "they really know how to put on a show.""

LA Times. Text by Martha Groves.

Jake's Still Hot And Looks Great Bearded And Wearing Glasses

OMG Blog.

Not Bad: Novak Djokovic Plays (Shirtless) On A Monaco Beach

Arr, You Look Sadly Toolish In A Mom/Son Pirate/Booty Getup

Bette Midler's "I Look Good" Makes Me Feel REALLY Gay

Rion Sabean, Putting Men In Pinup Poses, Let's Make Out

Found on Buzzfeed. BRILLIANT!

Beyonce Manages To Make A Sexy Video Despite Pregnancy

Taste Level Concern: Porn But It's Voiced-Over Funny Porn

I Love Black Box, But, Um, What The Hell's Going On Here?

Ryan Gosling's "Weird-Looking" Is Every Homo's "Flawless"

“I’m not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until ‘The Notebook’ [in 2004] was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed." — Ryan Gosling to the Chicago Sun Times.

DAMN! So This Is What Austrian Laundromats Are Like?

Jared Leto's Style Is Borderline Offensively Weird, Right?

UPDATE: