John Travolta's Being Accused Of Assaulting His Masseur

You can't make this stuff up (or maybe you can):

"A Texas masseur is suing actor John Travolta for assault, sexual battery and intentional infliction of emotional stress.

In a lawsuit obtained by RumorFix, the unidentified plaintiff claims that Travolta made sexual advances at him during a massage session in Beverly Hills. The plaintiff alleges that the actor “shamelessly stripped down naked in front” of him and was “semi-erect” before things even got started. Travolta then allegedly started rubbing the plaintiff’s leg before being asked to stop; and just moments later, touched the victim’s “scrotum” while snickering “like a mischievous child.”

The plaintiff says that he reminded Mr. Travolta multiple times that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, but Travolta’s rebuttal was, “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!”

The victim then accuses Travolta of masturbating in front of him, describing his private part as “roughly 8 inches in length” with pubic hair that was “wirey and unkempt.”"