October 3, 2012

The Weak Straight-Boy-Talking-About-Butt-Sex Vice Piece

I am choosing not to post any of the other pictures from this article because they are either unrelated, weak or gross. But here's a little taste from the introduction:

" For those of you out there who want to tell me how love can sustain itself over decades, allow me to offer you the following completely non-scientific statistical breakdown:

-4% of the population falls in love and remains in love the rest of their lives

-21% of the population commits suicide after one too many viewings of the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan comedy You’ve Got Mail

-25% of the population masturbates more than three times a day

-3% of the population is asexual

-40% of the population has boring, meaningless sex until they die

-7% of the population has casual, freaky fetish sex with multiple partners until they die of being too happy

The goal of every human reading this article should be to get in that 11% of the globe that either finds a soulmate or fucks a neverending series of holes with verve and vigor.

The easiest way to go about joining the 11 percent (which is far more vital to the national discourse than the 99 percent or the 47 percent) is through the back door. Anal sex is the first stop on the Save My Relationship World Tour."

Oh, VICE. Go check it out.

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