March 29, 2011

Mariah Carey Painted A Crappy Butterfly On Her Prego Self

And then Tweeted this.

Oh My Goodness, Ricky, You Look Extraordinarily Gay Here

And it looks fantastic, baby. Thanks again, DListed.

Turns Out Elijah Wood And I Might Make A Good Couple

Big ups to The Blemish.

Chris Brown's A Dick With A Fancy Car And Ugly-Ass Shoes

Elijah Wood, That Gorgeous Creature, Is Flirting With Us Here

Rabecca Black Swan Performing "Friday Was Perfect" To The T

HOLY CRAP! Japanese Doritos Way More Exciting Than Ours!

From a commenter on Shakesville, wayward star reports:

"This particular pose (foot in crotch) is known amongst the Japanese as denki anma (translation: electric massage). Japanese boys are known to put each other in the position, especially when imitating pro wrestlers. Done correctly, the foot is placed on the perineum and the guy in control shakes his whole leg to send vibrations into his victim. In terms of western youth antics, it's a bit like giving somebody a noogie, except in this case some recipients are actually fond of being on the receiving end (despite the obvious risks)."

AKA: A taint noogie. Amazing. Truly.

March 28, 2011

Broadway Continues To Feed Gay Boys' Fantasy Worlds

C/O OMG Blog: "At last week's Broadway Beauty Pageant -- an annual fundraiser for The Ali Forney Center to provide housing for NYC's homeless LGBT youth -- Chicago cast member Michael Cusumano took home the night's crown. Maybe it was his on pointe rendition of Black Swan that won him the honor. Or perhaps it was the way he looks in his tiny blue bathing suit that did it. Either way, all hail the King!

Ed Westwick Wears A Scarf Over A T-Shirt Sometimes

March 23, 2011

No Slight To Liz, But This Shit Is Just Really Ridiculously Weird

"Big fucking question."

R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor, One Of The Most Beautiful Women Ever

Actress, legend, and original tabloid superstar Elizabeth Taylor died today at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles from congestive heart failure, which she was hospitalized for six weeks ago.

March 16, 2011

Some Might Say That This Kiss Is A Big Deal For Television


Joe Jonas To Details: "There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay"

But that he's not. He likes women.

Some of the text, c/o DListed, goes like this:

"But who would break up with Joe?

"Some guy," he says with a laugh.

It's a nod to the gay rumors he's been fending off ever since he got into a verbal altercation with some taunting paparazzi earlier this year. "There's nothing wrong with being gay," he says now, "but I'm not."

For context, Mr. DListed adds:

""If I were gay, why not admit it? I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man." - Ricky Martin, 1999"


The Biebs Now Has A Wax Version Of Himself To Romance