September 3, 2011

FYI: Solange Had A Miami PD Run-in Over An Inflated Banana



There are two very different sides to this story. Solange says she and her friends picked up her extraordinarily large clutch and we're planning on giving it to a friend's young son or daughter the following morning. Okay. I guess some kid WOULD really enjoy this massive clutch as a toy, but, like a whole lot? Enough to look like a fool at the next two to six clubs you're migrating through? I'm also wondering why someone wouldn't be allowed into a club for carrying a balloon but weirder things have happened. Wouldn't hurt to deflate it, I guess. And that's what Solange says she walked across the street to do when things got weird. The officers were being playful and talkative while she deflated her five-foot-long big yellow banana. Then the cop whipped out a blade and said something to the effect of 'I'm not seeing the humor in this, anymore.' They pushed her into a cab and she called the police to report what had just happened. Oh, but the cops say she was simply not let into the club, got ripshit and started creaming racism. She tweeted ALLLLL about it.

WEIRD, RIGHT?

Here's a nice and tidy E! Online roundup of the whole thing.

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