There's An App That's Supposed To Tell You If Your Son Is Gay

UPDATE: The delightfully mirthful Richard Lawson wrote this fun send-up to the whole Gay App situation with a half-dozen of these kinds of gems:

"If you come home from work and you hear noises upstairs and you go up to investigate and your son's door is open and you catch him "hooking up" (as kids call it today) with his friend Michael, and you quickly turn around and walk back downstairs and later that night over dinner you say "You know, honey, if there's ever anything you need to tell me..." and he says "Mom, I'm gay," then your son is gay."